Dating a designer has a lot of benefits and unfortunately some downfalls. Since Graphic Designers are just like everyone else it can be hard to tell right off the bat, if your new "bae" is one of them. Here are some sure fire signs that your dating a designer.
{1} Every restaurant you go to starts with a loud snark about the menu's typefaces.
{2} They choose their dinner wine by the label design
{3} Date night at home considers of watching Helvetica the Movie on Netflixs
{4} Their furniture looks cool but is super uncomfortable to sit on
{5} It takes months to replace anything you break in their apartment because nothing you can afford look good enough to replace what you broke.
{6} They inflict upon you an awareness of kerning, even when it comes to painted word on the street
{7} They complain about new Adobe Suites the way others would complain about their landlord
{8} Buying gifts for them is stressful. Nothing is cool enough { if your having this problem keep scrolling down I may be able to help you }
{9} If you're buying books for them, you most choose the cover design carefully
{10} You have a hard time finding any book because they're all organized by color
{11} Their fridge is stocked with weird food with great packaging
{12} Your iPad and iPhone apps library consists entirely of sketching apps
{13} You can put up with this because of their weird and thoughtful handcrafted gifts
{14} When you get married, you'll have great looking invitations and programs
{15} Your kids may have weird names, such as Helvietica or Serif
{16} But most of all, dating a designer means being surprised by their creativity and sense of wonder all the time,
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